Podcasts and Comedy

For those who have no idea who I am, I am an aspiring comedian. I don't think anyone reads this blog which is fine, because I only need somewhere to vent. Lets see, I listen regularly to two podcasts, Behind the Bricks, (www.behindthebricks.com) and Standup Orlando (www.standuporlando.com). Starting to listen to one more This ain't Iowa (notiowa.com).

I am a comedy fan as well. I like Demetri Martin, Christopher Titus, and Mitch Hedberg, among others. I stay up late, often watching comedy central, which does not sit well with my parents, or my teacher's whose homework assignments i dont do I watch too much Nartuo, and too little House.

I have a lot of thoughts that no one really cares about. I tend to have a lot of self depricating humour, yet my ego is huge. I am pretty cocky. But I can be respectful of anyone. I tend to be friendly at first with women, and mark my territory when with other guys. I'm not alpha male, but I don't follow blindly. I am pretty narcisstic, and obsess over myself in the mirror. I don't make faces in the mirror, but I examine zits closely.

I shower second if I have a roomate. I shower if I'm meeting females, but not if its guys only. I have many opinions, but I don't like sharing them with more than a few people. I gossip like a female. I lean like a cholo. I am the definition of a fuckup. I am a degenerate, asian gangster, who can talk intelligently.